AWKWARD PARTY DANCING
You catch his eye...
From across the room,
You catch his eye.
TWO BIG EXAGERATED LOOKS. DROP CUP ON THE SECOND.
You think, 'Oh my!
He's got quite the beard -
Oh, my!'
LIP SYNC WORDS TO AUDIENCE. WEAK IN THE KNEES.
And now you want to but you can't look away!
His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey.
GENERAL
LOOKS OF AROUSAL AND EXCITEMENT.
And now you find yourself walking his way...
Hey, hey!
SLOWLY WALKING TOWARDS HIM. LUST ZOMBIE STYLE.
(You should consider having Sex with a bearded man!)
You're getting these feeling that you can't understand!
BACKING UP (HIM FOLLOWING)
(Sex with a bearded man!)
You think you can't but you can!
Don't try to fight; just get freaky with a beard tonight!
MOVING BACK FORWARD (HIM TOO). BEGING TO REACH FOR BEARD.
Don't be scared...
His beard is soft to touch;
Don't be scared.
TOUCHING BEARD. QUIVERING.
You get some hair
In your mouth when you kiss him;
You get some hair.
MIME HAIR IN THE TEETH.
You've never been with a man like him before!
But each time you look at that beard you want it more.
SLOW BIG STEP CIRCLES AROUND EACHOTHER.
And now he's asking you, "My place or yours?"
Good lord!
LIP SYNCING
(You are about to have sex with a bearded man!)
He rubs his bristle!s on your mammary glands
HAIRY MOTORBOAT. YEEESSSS
(Sex with a bearded man!)
This wasn't part of the plan!
Don't try to fight; just get freaky with a beard tonight!
And now you find yourself walking his way...
Hey, hey!
SLOWLY WALKING TOWARDS HIM. LUST ZOMBIE STYLE.
(You should consider having Sex with a bearded man!)
You're getting these feeling that you can't understand!
BACKING UP (HIM FOLLOWING)
(Sex with a bearded man!)
You think you can't but you can!
Don't try to fight; just get freaky with a beard tonight!
MOVING BACK FORWARD (HIM TOO). BEGING TO REACH FOR BEARD.
Don't be scared...
His beard is soft to touch;
Don't be scared.
TOUCHING BEARD. QUIVERING.
You get some hair
In your mouth when you kiss him;
You get some hair.
MIME HAIR IN THE TEETH.
You've never been with a man like him before!
But each time you look at that beard you want it more.
SLOW BIG STEP CIRCLES AROUND EACHOTHER.
And now he's asking you, "My place or yours?"
Good lord!
LIP SYNCING
(You are about to have sex with a bearded man!)
He rubs his bristle!s on your mammary glands
HAIRY MOTORBOAT. YEEESSSS
(Sex with a bearded man!)
This wasn't part of the plan!
Don't try to fight; just get freaky with a beard tonight!
MOVING
AWAY IN CONFUSION. INTERNAL CONFLICT.
(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)
MIME BEARD LARIET. GET DRAGGED BACK OVER. QUICK PHONE CHECK.
(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)
MIME BEARD LARIET. GET DRAGGED BACK OVER. QUICK PHONE CHECK.
(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)
RETARDED
DANCE OFF
And now you grab him by his facial hair!
GRAB HIM BY HIS FACIAL HAIR
He's got some food stuck in his beard, but you don't care!
MIME EATING FOOD
You say, "Rub that beard on me, everywhere!"
HE RUBS HIS BEARD ON YOU. GRAB AND BIG DIP.
(Now it's official - you're having sex with a bearded man!)
DRAMATIC POSE
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/48146471/beard%20song.mp3
And now you grab him by his facial hair!
GRAB HIM BY HIS FACIAL HAIR
He's got some food stuck in his beard, but you don't care!
MIME EATING FOOD
You say, "Rub that beard on me, everywhere!"
HE RUBS HIS BEARD ON YOU. GRAB AND BIG DIP.
(Now it's official - you're having sex with a bearded man!)
DRAMATIC POSE
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/48146471/beard%20song.mp3
